Thursday, July 31, 2008
George Bush is going to Green Bay for Bret Favre - Straight UP!
Manny Ramirez was just kidding. He is not going to Green Bay and Bret Favre is not going to play for the Boston Red Sox. He is going to Washington DC!Someone at Dunkin Donuts got a text message from a friend that works up the street at Starbucks that said our country is now going to be in a much better position with Bret Favre as our leader!
Once the stock market gets the news I think we can expect oil to drop and consumer confidence to go way up.
So jump in your Hybrid and go ask Bret to pass some legislation that will help this country reduce its consumption of gasoline. I bet Bret wouldn't talk about drilling for more oil since our focus should be on reducing consumption.
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Labels: bret favre, george bush
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