Plug-In Hybrid Electrical Vehicle

10. I don't have to take the bus to school.

9. I can't give chics a ride home on my skateboard.

8. I can eat lunch and still afford gas.

7. The green teachers always give me good grades.

6. I don't have to wake up an hour earlier to catch the bus and wait in the freezing cold.

5. I can afford to buy an iPhone and still pay for gas.

4. My girlfriends parents cannot hear me drive up at 11pm.

3. My girlfriends parents cannot hear me drive away at 12:30am.

2. My parents cannot hear me pull in the driveway at 1am.

1. I can give the CEO's at GM and Ford the middle finger for screwing this country as I drive away in my fuel efficient hybrid yelling "Go home and watch Who Killed The Electric Car with your friends and family"



PS McCain is way too old to be running a country. He is too old to run around the block forget about running a country. He doesn't even know how to cut and paste. He thinks we are still living in 60's and 70's and that foreign policy should be handled in the same way it was in the 40's and 50's

This is when age discrimination makes perfect sense. You don't let teenagers drink alcohol for a reason. We shouldn't let rich old guys in their 70's run countries or businesses. He needs to go sailing or play golf.

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